MY PERFECT WEEKEND!!!

1 - MIDNITE MADNESS FOOLS! YES! JIM HENSON and HARRIS BARNES DOMINATE!! Heels blue team 1000, Heels white team 1000. What does this mean? TAR PIRATE AWESOMENESS. Henson with 324 blocks and Barnes with 523 points then 149 Assits and 298 REbound, triple triple bitches. Also my BOYZ get they GROOVE on, MY NEW SHOW, DANCING WITH THE TARS!!!!! (pirate)

SUCK ON ROY'S DANCING BAAAAAALLLLLZZZZZ HO'S!!!! YES!

2 - THE PAID BOWWL in Chapel HILL. Butch DAvies first PAID team HURRICANES and not GAY ASS HOCKEY CANES, PAID HURRICANES and his SECOND MOST IN-FAMOUS PAID team CAROLINA HEELS BAYBEE. I don't KNOW or care who won - EERBODY GOT PAID. BLANG BLANG MOFOS!!!!! YES YES!!!! PAID TAR PIRATE STYLE.

3 - NC STATE FAIR FOOLS!! Is there any doubt that these be my people?!? YES. TRACTOR PULL, check. Chance to win as many TAR HEEL mini basketballs as I want? Check. Chance for me to take ALL OF NC STATE'S ICE CREAMS? CHECK CHECK CHECK!!! Hide yo wives, hide you kids, and hide yo ice cream cause TAR PIRATE'S UP IN HERE. TAKE THAT WUFFPECKERS, NO MORE ICE CREAM - HA HA HA YES!!!!!

Tack on that WE just hired some guy named BUBBA to run OUR Atheletics and WE are unstoppable. Oh and MAY I REMIND you WUFFPUPPIES that we have the UNSTOPPABLE JEFF LEBO ULTIMATE TAR PIRATE still DOMINATING the ECu BASKETBALL? WE all know that I have a removable ECU magnet for easey removal but for days when ECU plays and UNC is not playing I WILL PUT THE MAGNET ON THIS YEAR!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!

So, to recap;

MIDNITE MADNESS, PAID, FAIR, MAGNETS!!!!! WORD!!!!!! YES YES!!!! SUCK IT WUFFIES!! UNSTOPPABLE JUST LIKE WHEN MY BOY ENVY TOOK DOWN ELI IN THE BEST RAP BATTLE of all TIMEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! TAR PIRATE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA YES!!!!

I just totally signed up for this SWEET new web site that I found!!!! GO BUTCH!!! SUCK IT WUFFIES!!!!!

Make sure to CLICK ON MY PICK b/c you can see I DISSED THE WUFFPUPPIES and YES I DO KNOW MJ's NUMBER FOOLS!!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA TOTAL VICTORY!!!!!! TOM O'BRAIN GOES DOWN!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! PLUS CheK these sweet DEALZ on some JERZEYS for me to watch MY HEELS this FALL - YES!!!!

ALLZ US TAR PIRATE DO IS BE BALLin' and PIMPIN' IT AT WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD Y'allz!!! YES!!!!

TAR PIRATE's opinion on the Swaheeli debate

Is the Wuffpecker run meedia really trying to tell me that my HOMIES at UNC can't write a paper on Swaheeli? Really? BS I say. Why I can write some shit just as good as my man MacAdoo can!!! PEEP THIS WOOFPUPPIES!!!!

'Swahili (known in Swahili itself as Kiswahili) is a Bantu language spoken by various ethnic groups that inhabit several large stretches of the Indian Ocean coastline from northern Kenya to northern Mozambique, including the Comoros Islands. Although only five million people speak it as their native language Swahili is a national, or official language, of four nations: Tanzania, Kenya, Uganda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Within much of East Africa, it is often used as a lingua franca.'

BURN!!!! SICK BURN!!!! YES!!!! A++++!!! This is how we write papers...... I mean hell all I did was copy some shit off a wikeepedea page.... how hard can it be???? Hell even before the Internets I had a 1988 copy of Ensyclopeida Great Britannia and I could just wrote my papers from there!!! This is EASY - don't make it look like it's harder than it has to be MacAdoo!!!! Call TAR PIRATE up on the line and I'll make you LOOK FINE sucka!!!! YES!!!!! Oh and just so you remember Ohura's fine ass from Star TREK speaks SWAHEELI too, DON'T FORGET IT - RECOGNIZE!!! 5 PM Star TRek reruns on channel 22 FTW!!!!!

TAR PIRATE - EDUCAYSHUN BITCHES!!!!!!!



Nini dhambi kwa mwenye dhiki HOES!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT Nini dhambi kwa mwenye dhiki means?!?!??!?!? IT means SUCK IT WuFFPeCKerS!!!!!! AAAA HA HA HA HA YES!!!! DO NOT mess with the INTELECK of TAR PIRATE - you WILL LOOSE!!!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME MENTUL MIGETS!!!!!!11!!! TAR PIRAATE OOOT!!!!!

PAID - AS USUAL WUFFPECKERs!!!!!

A HA HA HA YES!!! Peep this fine peice of mashinery!!!!

I don't know why these FOOLS are saying FAIL - this is so unbelievabaly rad I can't hardly beleve it!!! PREACH IT BROTHA - KNOWLIDGE!!! THIS IS HOW TAR PIRATES DO!!!!!

In BUTCH we trust!!! TAR PIRATE TAR PIRATE!! Oh yeah and I saw on the news that CAROLINA won the world series!!! SUCK IT YANKESS and BO SOX!!!! LOL!!!! WE WIN NATTTY CHAMPS and I'm so busy getting paid I don't even know!!!

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WEEERRRLLD!!!

A ha ha ha ha YES FOOLS! Where does a Tar Pirate shop for all of the newest UNC and ECU gears? WAL-MART FOOLS!!! YES! MY new Faveorite song!!!!! SUCK IT WUFFPECKERS!!!!!



Check them fine HONEYS! BOOTIES BE BOUNCIN'!!!!!!! You KNOW you are JELOUS PACK!!!! HA HA HA HA! THIS IS HOW WE ROLLZ - TAR PIRATE BEATCHES!!!!!!

TOM o'BRAIN GOIN' DOWN FOOS!!!!!

A HA HAHHAHH YES!!!  SO wolfPUPPIES the time has come for BUTCH DAVIES to extend his ever incraeasing lead on TOM o'BRAIN in the race for EXCELLENCE!  WE have beaten the CRIMINOLES and when is the last time NC STATE can say this?!!?!  HA!  PROLLY NEVAR!!!!  So WHAT if we lost tot the CHOKIES I will EAT them next THURSDAY w/ my UNC BASKETBALL HAT and PIRATE jammie bottoms ON!  EXPANDING WAISTLINE BITCHES!!!!  THAT'S HOW TAR PIRATES ROLL ON THANKSGIVING!!!  EATING HOKIES and BEATING WOLFpuppies.

And let me tell you something about Russel Wiltson - I just heard he was getting PAID by the COlarodo Rockies!  TAR PIRATE INVESTIGATES - I WNAT ANSWERS!  YOU diss big MARV and GREGGIE LITTLE for getting paid but Russell is getting paid too.....  PLZ EXPLAIN!  THIS IS CHEATING.

Hang in there Austin, LIttle, Burney, MCAaddo, RAMSeay, ...... I forget the rest of the suspsended ones but the ASSHOLES NCAAs will soon see the eror of their way adn we will overcome!  UH.... in case you WUFFIES didn't notice the NCAAs already gave us an extra championshiop from 1824 or something..... what makes you think we won't get our BOYZ back?!?!?  A AH AH AHAH!!! IN the WoRds of the GREATEST MANLY ROCK STAR OF ALL TIMES - GEORGE MICHAEL - YOU GOTSTA HAVE FAITH!!!!  I MEAN LOOK AT HIS ASS!  WHAT IS RIGHT ABOVE IT!!?!??!?  REVENGE BITCHES ...... YES!!!!  LOOK AT HIS ASS YES  YES!!!!!  REVEnGE!!!!!




OH YEAH!  And when my MAN George Michael turns around his JACKET SAYS USA!!!!  TAKE THAT JAVIER GONZALES!!!  SUCK MY NUTS!!!  TAR PIRATE!!! USA!  USA!!

PREPARE for the FAIL WOOFpuPPIES!!!!

Aaaa HA HA HAAH AHHHA HA YES!!!! You wolf puppies thought it was OVAH but it's only just begun. So you're team is 3-0, against WHO?!?!? WesterN CArolana Mountainqueers, Central Florida Rattlecats and Cincinatti where PETE ROSE is the CHHEETER??? And you say my TAR Heels are the cheaters?!?? Only reason YOU PUPS can beat Cincinatti is because PETE ROSE bet on the game and told them TO LOOSE so he could pay off the players. Sound familar?!? YES! Soon the WOLF PUP/PETE ROSE CONNECTION will be UNEARTHED!!! A HAHAHAHAH!!!

Errbody has been talkign TRASH becasue MY heels are 0-2 and my PIRATES just got DESTROYED bye teh CHOKIES, well guess what? Even if my favorite team is full of cheaters and my other favorite team can't sniff Frank Beamr's taint WE are still better. Why - BECAUSE TAR PIRATE SAYS SO!!! YES!!! Today we will take RUTGURS to the JERSEY SHORE and then we will GANG BANG Snookie and then SHOW THE GUIEDOS how TAR PIRATES ROLL!!!! YES!!! THE HEELS CANNOT LOOSE - CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO TO SEE THE RUTGERS FAN!!!! AHA HAAHHAH!!!!!



Also just so you STUPID puppies know, I AM 100% BEHIND BuTCH DAVIES!  Our LEGENDARY Coach has won ONE more game than your coach but WE aRe NATIONAL CHAMPionS CONTENDERS!  YES, WE have no wins IN diivision, and no wins at all but WE WILL STILL win 10 games once the NCAA CONSPIRACY!!!!!GOOD LUCK AGAINST GT FOOLZ!  YOU WANT TO SEE HOW A TAR PIRATE ROLLS INTO KENEN?!?!?!?  THIS IS HOW!!!!

WE would have beet those ramblin recks by 9 TD's if we didn't have our team on probashun so ENJOY it while it lasts WuFFPUPPIES!!!  BUTCH DAVIES BUTCH DAVIES!!! YES YES YES!!!

Also check this VIDEO for my RAGE, SHOK and AW!!!!!!!  TAR pirate WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!  I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE THIS KID BEATS HIS SHEETS!!  I WILL BECOME THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR ASSHOLES PACK!!!!!!!



YES!  YES!  TARRRRRRR PIRRRRAAATE!!!!1!!!!!