I just wanted to give a shoot out to my PEEPS from down in Gum Swamp. Myrtle (has a ECU trailer hitch) and Jedediah (has a UNC mesh cap) tole me that they are GARANTEED to be having a boy and he will be getting a one-zie that has the PIRATE as the top part and the TAR HEEL as the bottom part that the little feller will take MONSTER tar pirate shits in. I would have never thunk when they got hitched at the Gum Swamp Free Will Baptist Church outside Greenville 2 months ago they'd already be havin' a little TAR PIRATE!!
We are havin' them up at the house for some squirrel next month to watch the VCR tapes of the BUTCH DAVIES national SPRING game!!!!! YES!!! Then we are going to watch Pirates of the Caribeeen b/c we want to make sure little PLAYAH from teh fruits of Myrtle and Jedediah's sex is fully on the TAR PIRATE wagon. TAR PIRATES!!! WE DON'T DIE WE MULtIpLY!!!!! WORD!!!
Damn I just looked at the Facebook this morning and the stupid PACK seems to have landed CJ Leslie. THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM TO DO IT IS CHEAT that's all those stupid TRACTOR assholes know. Let me run down some facts for that azz!!!! SUCK ON THESE JOE, JAMIE, WILL, CRAIG, JORDAN AND PAK NASHUN!
1. NATIONAL runners up bitches. LAST I CHECKED it was the NATIONAL invitatshun tournament and the HEELS were in teh SEMIs in MADISON's SQUARE. How did STATE do? HA HA AHA fooled by the South Florida Rattlesnakes aGain!!!!! FLO-Rida killed dat ass APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND BOOTS WIT DA FURRR!!!! TAR PIRATE!!!!
2. Last I checked my PIRATEs just hired LEGEND of legends JEff LEBO!!!! AWWWW YAYAH we ddon't even care that all he did was loose at Auburn because HE IS A TAR PIRATE now! TAR PIRATE TAR PIRATe! YES! JEFF LEBO BEATS OBAMA IN A LANDSLIDE IN 2010!!!!!!
4. Roy Willams is aobut to get MAD PAID off the xBox royalties from this
5. STATE players just sit arond and smoke WEED all day. I'll bet they got that mad stinky weed from some of my bosz in GREENVILLE! WORD!!
Just for JOE I added this for you to pondur!!!!!! AHA HAHA - tAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIn!!! REAL MEN PIMPIN' ON LUDA - HOLLA, this is how TAR PIRATES ROLL - SUCK ON IT!!!!!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
YES!!!! I just saw the TARheels beat the CANES tonight!!! You know what that means - SWEEP of your HOCKEAY and BASKETBALL teams PACK!!! HA HAHAHAHA!!!! YES!!!
How does it feel to loose to the TAR PIRATE over anad ovah agains?!!?! LOL!!! YES! USA USA!!! I don't care if the US lost to the Canadia in hockey the win over the CANES tonigth totally makes up for it!!! I didn't even know WE had a hockey team!!!! YES!!!
What sux more than UNC this year?? THE WOLFPUPS!!!! YES - SUCK IT JOE, JAMIE, AUSTIN, JORDAN, CRAIG and ASSHOLe WILL!!! I ordered up this SPESHUL for yall last night care of my BOY Jonny SWOFORD at the ACC!!! HAHAHHA - NO CALL BITCHES!!1!11!
And speaking of MY teams, I LOVE MY PIRATE roundball - YES!!!! They are TOTALLY sandbagging to maek the FOOTBALL team look even better. Did YOU SEE how WE lost to MARSHALL by 51 points! YES!!! AWESOME - pulling the wool over the WUFFIES eyes so that BOTH MY TEAMS will beat them in FOOTBALL this fall YES!!! TAR PIRATE TAR PIRATE!!!!!
BUTCH DAVIES just sent me a smoke signal tellng me that the TAR PIRATE nation is joining forces with the Lumbees to open a casino. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!? YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WUFFIES ! HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I also hope that any of you WOLFPUP ASSHOLES come to the Deen Dome this weekend so ROY can kick your punk asses OUT! Did you see when that youth gropu from the Presbatereen church was up in MY house (Deen Dome) and ROY used his quilted arm sling to signal the 5-0 up in that BITCH!?!!? OH SHIT - THROWN OUT TAR PIRATE STYLE!!!! YES!! WE WILL (I mean TAR HEELS this time) BEAT THAT ASS becasue we want YOU to be LAST in ACC! WE have 8 McDonald AAs meaning that Larry Draw IIII will be dropping 2 all beef patties special sauce lettus and cheez all up on your sesame seed buns!!! A HA HA !!! Where are the PUPPIES McDonald's Americans now????
Also want to SHOUT OUT for my BOY Taylor Hasbro getting RETIRED the other night. PAID!! TAR PIRATES retire at age 23, Taylor is going to be getting welfare and social security just like all my homies in the TAR PIRATE nation. THIS IS HOW WE DO BOYYYYYYYY!!!!
SUCK IT PACK!!!!
And now that you KNOW what is UP - a clip I PICKED that SHOW what TAR PIRATE is all about!!!! AHAH haha AHAHAHHA - TAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!
OK so I guess if you are reading my blog you know by now that somehow the WuffPups were able to beat the MIGHTY Tar Heels on Saturday. THIS IS BS AND THEY CHEAT!!!! HOW DO I KNOw!?!? I tell you how, the damn Pups suited up David Fucking Thompsun and let him block the damn KICK!! YOU THINK I'M LYING? CHECK IT!
I don't know much about NCAA and elgibilty rulings but I'm pretty sure DT used up his elgibilty 30 YEARS AGO. An they let him on in a BASKETBALL UNIFORM!!! WHAT?!!?
And then some ASSHOLES at NOTER DAME think they can come get my HOMIE BUTCH DAVIES??!?!? NO WAY JERKS!!! BUTCH KNOWS WHERE DAT BREAD IS BUTTAHED!!! PAY UP STUPID ASSES!!!!!
Alls I can say is that my BOYZ MARVIN 'the show' AUSTEN and GREG 'Don't Call Me' LITTLE showed errbody in RAWLEE how it's done! Marvin got to touch the STUPID Wolf.......
And then my boy GREG showed this stupid WoLF PUP how it's done!!!!!!
YES!!! THAT'S HOW TAR PIRATES PLAY FOOTBALL!!! If dude is hurt, you SWEEP THE LEG COBRA KAI STYLE BITCH!!!! Hell yeah. I love me some Greg Little, he does shit like that right in front of the ref but then you SWAGGA and no FLAGS!!! YES!!! CAROLINA CLASS ALL THE WAY. HE WAS OWNED PHYSICULLY!!!! YES!!!!!
Oh yeah for JOE, Butch DAVIS does not suck, he is MAD PAID as you can see from the picture above. And I know I don't SUCK at fantasy football, you and Jamie, and Jordan and Austin are all cheaters just like DT blocking the FEILD GOAL which was total BS.
And Jamie sent me this picture, I don't know what it means.
I HATE the Pack and Jamie SUCKS and I don't care if he is awesome and rulez. I mean YES I can't stand it that the last time my PIRATES played the PACK they got their asses beat, I hate it that Butch DAVIES will NEVER beat Tom 'I went to the Navy b/c I suck and am not an Indian' O'BRAIN, but as TAR PIRATE I WILL NOT BACK DOWN!!!!!!111
YES!!!! GET BACK ON YOUR TRACTORS! HA HA HA!!!!!!! TAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIN!!! And just so you know I'm serious............. BUTCH DAVIES #1!!!! STAND BY YOUR MAN TAR PIRATES!!!!!!! STAND BY YOU'RE MAN!!!! TAMMY WYNETTE FOR ALL YOU WUFFPECKERS!!!!! HA HA HA HA YES!!!! SUCK IT PACK!!!!!
Oh shit you know what, I don't even know what but you know that this shit is ON!!!!
KARMA KAMELEON FOOLS!!! OH yeah I change colors from purple and yellow to blue and white in no time YES!!!!!!
AND THEN
THAT's right bitches. DILLIE THE DEER!!! WHY DID I POST THIS????? DON'T YOU KNOW???? AAAHH HA HA HA HA! Take that JAMIE - Dillie is in your SHIT.
SO guess what I have for you JOE! THIS IS NOT FARTING PREACHER 1, but FARTING PREACHER 2 - you know why because I WILL SEQUEL YOUR ASS - YES!!!!
AND FINALLY for JORDAN and ASSHOLE Austin this is a remix in your FACE of Soldja BOYZ starring a bunch of household pets!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!!! That's RIGHT TAR PIRATES ROLL LIKE THAT!!!! GO TAR PIRATES!!!!
