MY PERFECT WEEKEND!!!

1 - MIDNITE MADNESS FOOLS! YES! JIM HENSON and HARRIS BARNES DOMINATE!! Heels blue team 1000, Heels white team 1000. What does this mean? TAR PIRATE AWESOMENESS. Henson with 324 blocks and Barnes with 523 points then 149 Assits and 298 REbound, triple triple bitches. Also my BOYZ get they GROOVE on, MY NEW SHOW, DANCING WITH THE TARS!!!!! (pirate)

SUCK ON ROY'S DANCING BAAAAAALLLLLZZZZZ HO'S!!!! YES!

2 - THE PAID BOWWL in Chapel HILL. Butch DAvies first PAID team HURRICANES and not GAY ASS HOCKEY CANES, PAID HURRICANES and his SECOND MOST IN-FAMOUS PAID team CAROLINA HEELS BAYBEE. I don't KNOW or care who won - EERBODY GOT PAID. BLANG BLANG MOFOS!!!!! YES YES!!!! PAID TAR PIRATE STYLE.

3 - NC STATE FAIR FOOLS!! Is there any doubt that these be my people?!? YES. TRACTOR PULL, check. Chance to win as many TAR HEEL mini basketballs as I want? Check. Chance for me to take ALL OF NC STATE'S ICE CREAMS? CHECK CHECK CHECK!!! Hide yo wives, hide you kids, and hide yo ice cream cause TAR PIRATE'S UP IN HERE. TAKE THAT WUFFPECKERS, NO MORE ICE CREAM - HA HA HA YES!!!!!

Tack on that WE just hired some guy named BUBBA to run OUR Atheletics and WE are unstoppable. Oh and MAY I REMIND you WUFFPUPPIES that we have the UNSTOPPABLE JEFF LEBO ULTIMATE TAR PIRATE still DOMINATING the ECu BASKETBALL? WE all know that I have a removable ECU magnet for easey removal but for days when ECU plays and UNC is not playing I WILL PUT THE MAGNET ON THIS YEAR!!!! UNSTOPPABLE!!

So, to recap;

MIDNITE MADNESS, PAID, FAIR, MAGNETS!!!!! WORD!!!!!! YES YES!!!! SUCK IT WUFFIES!! UNSTOPPABLE JUST LIKE WHEN MY BOY ENVY TOOK DOWN ELI IN THE BEST RAP BATTLE of all TIMEEZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! TAR PIRATE UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!!!!