WHY?!?!?!? THIS IS BS AND MY LIFE SUCKS!!!! DAMMIT!!!!

OK so I guess if you are reading my blog you know by now that somehow the WuffPups were able to beat the MIGHTY Tar Heels on Saturday. THIS IS BS AND THEY CHEAT!!!! HOW DO I KNOw!?!? I tell you how, the damn Pups suited up David Fucking Thompsun and let him block the damn KICK!! YOU THINK I'M LYING? CHECK IT!

I don't know much about NCAA and elgibilty rulings but I'm pretty sure DT used up his elgibilty 30 YEARS AGO.  An they let him on in a BASKETBALL UNIFORM!!!  WHAT?!!?

And then some ASSHOLES at NOTER DAME think they can come get my HOMIE BUTCH DAVIES??!?!?  NO WAY JERKS!!!  BUTCH KNOWS WHERE DAT BREAD IS BUTTAHED!!!  PAY UP STUPID ASSES!!!!!

Alls I can say is that my BOYZ MARVIN 'the show' AUSTEN and GREG 'Don't Call Me' LITTLE showed errbody in RAWLEE how it's done!  Marvin got to touch the STUPID Wolf.......

And then my boy GREG showed this stupid WoLF PUP how it's done!!!!!!

YES!!! THAT'S HOW TAR PIRATES PLAY FOOTBALL!!! If dude is hurt, you SWEEP THE LEG COBRA KAI STYLE BITCH!!!! Hell yeah. I love me some Greg Little, he does shit like that right in front of the ref but then you SWAGGA and no FLAGS!!! YES!!! CAROLINA CLASS ALL THE WAY.  HE WAS OWNED PHYSICULLY!!!!  YES!!!!!

Oh yeah for JOE, Butch DAVIS does not suck, he is MAD PAID as you can see from the picture above. And I know I don't SUCK at fantasy football, you and Jamie, and Jordan and Austin are all cheaters just like DT blocking the FEILD GOAL which was total BS.

And Jamie sent me this picture, I don't know what it means.

I HATE the Pack and Jamie SUCKS and I don't care if he is awesome and rulez.  I mean YES I can't stand it that the last time my PIRATES played the PACK they got their asses beat, I hate it that Butch DAVIES will NEVER beat Tom 'I went to the Navy b/c I suck and am not an Indian' O'BRAIN, but as TAR PIRATE I WILL NOT BACK DOWN!!!!!!111

YES!!!!  GET BACK ON YOUR TRACTORS!  HA HA HA!!!!!!!  TAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIN!!!  And just so you know I'm serious............. BUTCH DAVIES #1!!!!  STAND BY YOUR MAN TAR PIRATES!!!!!!!  STAND BY YOU'RE MAN!!!!  TAMMY WYNETTE FOR ALL YOU WUFFPECKERS!!!!! HA HA HA HA YES!!!!  SUCK IT PACK!!!!!

JAMIE, JOE, JORDAN, AUSTIN TAKE NOTE BITCHES!!!!!

Oh shit you know what, I don't even know what but you know that this shit is ON!!!!



KARMA KAMELEON FOOLS!!! OH yeah I change colors from purple and yellow to blue and white in no time YES!!!!!!

AND THEN



THAT's right bitches. DILLIE THE DEER!!! WHY DID I POST THIS????? DON'T YOU KNOW???? AAAHH HA HA HA HA! Take that JAMIE - Dillie is in your SHIT.

SO guess what I have for you JOE! THIS IS NOT FARTING PREACHER 1, but FARTING PREACHER 2 - you know why because I WILL SEQUEL YOUR ASS - YES!!!!



AND FINALLY for JORDAN and ASSHOLE Austin this is a remix in your FACE of Soldja BOYZ starring a bunch of household pets!! AH HA HA HA HA!!!!! That's RIGHT TAR PIRATES ROLL LIKE THAT!!!! GO TAR PIRATES!!!!

FANTASTY FOOTBALL CONSPRIACY!!!!

OK Let's See - Joe is the commissioner and he went to the PACK
Jordan is the most awesomest fantasy player and he went to the PACK
Jamie is the biggest ASS hole in fantasy and he beat my ass this week and he went to the PACK.

This is a damn CONSPIRACY folks!!  I am super serious, so I go to the ECU and then I am on the TAR HEEL FAN CLUB and suddenly my team sux and I am getting my ASS whipped week in and week out??!?!?!?  How can I scor 144 points and still get my ass whupped???  I'll tell you why because Jamie and Joe and Jordan and Craig and fucking AUSTIN are conspiring all over my ASS.

I'd be undefeated like the DAMN YANKEES my favorite team after the TAR CATS/Lakers and Pittsburgh if it wasn't for all the PACK conspiracies.  TAKE THIS FUCKERS!!!!!  BELOW PIC SHOWS PIRATE POWERS!!!!!!

CAN YOU FEEL MY POWER!

OK let's get this straight:

My Tar Heels won the NATTY CHAMPS
Pittsburgh (my favorite team) won the SUPERBOWL even tho SOMEHOW they're stupid asses lost to the PACK
THE LAKERS won the NBA - I would be a TAR CAT fan (I mean BOBCAT fan, but who are we kidding) but they SUCK and I will not pull for suck teams.
THE YANKEES won and I love their asses because I am from NC and I LOVE YANKEES, some say it is ironik but I'm like SCREW YOU I love the Yankess

Also my PIRATES are KILLING it in Conf. USA just look at how awesum our COACH HOLTZ is.

Can you believe he led NOTER DAME to 11 NATTY CHAMPS!  Of course all of those don't show up but MY TEAMS are with the HELMS FOUNDATION HO's and DATS HOW WE WIN RETRO-STYLE PUNK BITCHES.

JUST LOOK AT HOW MY TAR HEELS FILL UP A STADIUM BITCHES!   UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

And that was with a whole 5 minutes left!!!!  BEST FANS IN THE CUNTRY!!!!

OMG Life is AWESOM!!!!!

Suck it NCCU EAGLES!!!!  OMG the TAR HEELS ARE ALL OVER YOU!!!  I can't believe how awesome the TAR HEELS have been all over the NCCU and whatever team it was we played the other night.  I couldn't watch because I was still crying about losing to my NEMESIS in fantasy football, but I won't lose again because I told the commissioner of our league to STOP THE CONSPIRACY!!!!