Wednesday, November 17, 2010

TOM o'BRAIN GOIN' DOWN FOOS!!!!!

A HA HAHHAHH YES!!!  SO wolfPUPPIES the time has come for BUTCH DAVIES to extend his ever incraeasing lead on TOM o'BRAIN in the race for EXCELLENCE!  WE have beaten the CRIMINOLES and when is the last time NC STATE can say this?!!?!  HA!  PROLLY NEVAR!!!!  So WHAT if we lost tot the CHOKIES I will EAT them next THURSDAY w/ my UNC BASKETBALL HAT and PIRATE jammie bottoms ON!  EXPANDING WAISTLINE BITCHES!!!!  THAT'S HOW TAR PIRATES ROLL ON THANKSGIVING!!!  EATING HOKIES and BEATING WOLFpuppies.

And let me tell you something about Russel Wiltson - I just heard he was getting PAID by the COlarodo Rockies!  TAR PIRATE INVESTIGATES - I WNAT ANSWERS!  YOU diss big MARV and GREGGIE LITTLE for getting paid but Russell is getting paid too.....  PLZ EXPLAIN!  THIS IS CHEATING.

Hang in there Austin, LIttle, Burney, MCAaddo, RAMSeay, ...... I forget the rest of the suspsended ones but the ASSHOLES NCAAs will soon see the eror of their way adn we will overcome!  UH.... in case you WUFFIES didn't notice the NCAAs already gave us an extra championshiop from 1824 or something..... what makes you think we won't get our BOYZ back?!?!?  A AH AH AHAH!!! IN the WoRds of the GREATEST MANLY ROCK STAR OF ALL TIMES - GEORGE MICHAEL - YOU GOTSTA HAVE FAITH!!!!  I MEAN LOOK AT HIS ASS!  WHAT IS RIGHT ABOVE IT!!?!??!?  REVENGE BITCHES ...... YES!!!!  LOOK AT HIS ASS YES  YES!!!!!  REVEnGE!!!!!




OH YEAH!  And when my MAN George Michael turns around his JACKET SAYS USA!!!!  TAKE THAT JAVIER GONZALES!!!  SUCK MY NUTS!!!  TAR PIRATE!!! USA!  USA!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

PREPARE for the FAIL WOOFpuPPIES!!!!

Aaaa HA HA HAAH AHHHA HA YES!!!! You wolf puppies thought it was OVAH but it's only just begun. So you're team is 3-0, against WHO?!?!? WesterN CArolana Mountainqueers, Central Florida Rattlecats and Cincinatti where PETE ROSE is the CHHEETER??? And you say my TAR Heels are the cheaters?!?? Only reason YOU PUPS can beat Cincinatti is because PETE ROSE bet on the game and told them TO LOOSE so he could pay off the players. Sound familar?!? YES! Soon the WOLF PUP/PETE ROSE CONNECTION will be UNEARTHED!!! A HAHAHAHAH!!!

Errbody has been talkign TRASH becasue MY heels are 0-2 and my PIRATES just got DESTROYED bye teh CHOKIES, well guess what? Even if my favorite team is full of cheaters and my other favorite team can't sniff Frank Beamr's taint WE are still better. Why - BECAUSE TAR PIRATE SAYS SO!!! YES!!! Today we will take RUTGURS to the JERSEY SHORE and then we will GANG BANG Snookie and then SHOW THE GUIEDOS how TAR PIRATES ROLL!!!! YES!!! THE HEELS CANNOT LOOSE - CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO TO SEE THE RUTGERS FAN!!!! AHA HAAHHAH!!!!!



Also just so you STUPID puppies know, I AM 100% BEHIND BuTCH DAVIES!  Our LEGENDARY Coach has won ONE more game than your coach but WE aRe NATIONAL CHAMPionS CONTENDERS!  YES, WE have no wins IN diivision, and no wins at all but WE WILL STILL win 10 games once the NCAA CONSPIRACY!!!!!GOOD LUCK AGAINST GT FOOLZ!  YOU WANT TO SEE HOW A TAR PIRATE ROLLS INTO KENEN?!?!?!?  THIS IS HOW!!!!



WE would have beet those ramblin recks by 9 TD's if we didn't have our team on probashun so ENJOY it while it lasts WuFFPUPPIES!!!  BUTCH DAVIES BUTCH DAVIES!!! YES YES YES!!!

Also check this VIDEO for my RAGE, SHOK and AW!!!!!!!  TAR pirate WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!  I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE THIS KID BEATS HIS SHEETS!!  I WILL BECOME THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR ASSHOLES PACK!!!!!!!



YES!  YES!  TARRRRRRR PIRRRRAAATE!!!!1!!!!!

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Black Santa MAKIN' IT RAIN YO!!!!!!!!!

A HA HA HA HA WOLF PUPPIES!  I took the summer OFF but I decided that with my PIRATES and my HEELS firing up in less than a month it was time to let Y'ALL know what is UP!!!!!  So I keep seeing this picshure floating around the internet, luckily for you my DIAL UP takes 45 seconds to load this bitch or I'd have already told y'all THIS IS FAKE and there is NO WAY the TAR HEEL band would ever spell CHEETERS on the field b/c at least they can spell unlike TRAYLOR TRASH wolfpeckers!!!  A HA HA HA.

So y'all are trying to diss on MY BOY Marvin PRIME TIME AUSTEN and John BLAKE the BLACK SATAN CLAWS - well let me tell you, if TAR PIRATE knows anything it's that the HEELS are as SLIPPERAY as a BOJANGLES TAILGATE SPECIAL bag after the grees has seeped thru the bag and it is clear and there AIN'T NO DIRTY RICE left for ASSHOLE wuffies - A HA HA HA!!!!!  We will just give the NCAA an Autograf BLUE n WHITE bball from DEEN SMITH and those fools will leave the CHIEF BUTCH and my main man BLAKE ALONES!!!!  I even volunteered to give my mini-ball that I won at the 1988 NC STate fare that I got signed by JEFF LEBO (hero to PIRATES and HEELS and TAR PIRATES) but nobody at the RAM CLUB returned my call.  THey are too busy plotting the DESTRUCKSHUN OF the WOLPFACK anyways.

LOOK WOLFPACK clownz, when your team has won EIGHT games and GOES TO the MICHELEN MAN BOWL 2 years in a row you will know that you have arrived and you need to CHEAT to be the 5th place team in your CONFERNCE.  Oh and DON'T GET ME STARTED on my PIRATES now - because we all know Conference USA is AMERICA's CONFERNCE and if you don't like it then you pull for Al QuAYda and the PIRATEs WIN DAT SHIT ERRRRY year bitches!  I can't WAIT until both my teams lay the RAPING of a centruy down on the PUPPIES this fall.  YOU DON'T GOT TO COME AND CONFESS!!!!  WE LOOKIN' FOR YOU - WE GON FIND you WE GON FIND YOU!!!!  YOU CAN RUN AND TELL DAT RUN AND TELL DAT HOME BOY HOME BOY HOME HOME HOME BOY!!!!!   A HA HA HA HA - TAR PIRATE!!!




AnY QUESTIONS WOOF PECKERS?  If y'all want to get OWNED some more come see me I'll be at the MASTERS at MYRTLE BEACH MAKIN' IT RAIN like my boy MARVIN MAN-TITS AWESTIN.  TAR PIRATE OOOOOOOUUUUTTT!!!!!!

Thursday, May 20, 2010

CONGRATS to the soon to be NEWEST TAR PIRATE!!!!!

I just wanted to give a shoot out to my PEEPS from down in Gum Swamp. Myrtle (has a ECU trailer hitch) and Jedediah (has a UNC mesh cap) tole me that they are GARANTEED to be having a boy and he will be getting a one-zie that has the PIRATE as the top part and the TAR HEEL as the bottom part that the little feller will take MONSTER tar pirate shits in. I would have never thunk when they got hitched at the Gum Swamp Free Will Baptist Church outside Greenville 2 months ago they'd already be havin' a little TAR PIRATE!!

We are havin' them up at the house for some squirrel next month to watch the VCR tapes of the BUTCH DAVIES national SPRING game!!!!! YES!!! Then we are going to watch Pirates of the Caribeeen b/c we want to make sure little PLAYAH from teh fruits of Myrtle and Jedediah's sex is fully on the TAR PIRATE wagon. TAR PIRATES!!! WE DON'T DIE WE MULtIpLY!!!!! WORD!!!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

CHEATERS!!!!!!!

Damn I just looked at the Facebook this morning and the stupid PACK seems to have landed CJ Leslie.  THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM TO DO IT IS CHEAT that's all those stupid TRACTOR assholes know.  Let me run down some facts for that azz!!!!  SUCK ON THESE JOE, JAMIE, WILL, CRAIG, JORDAN AND PAK NASHUN!

1. NATIONAL runners up bitches.  LAST I CHECKED it was the NATIONAL invitatshun tournament and the HEELS were in teh SEMIs in MADISON's SQUARE.  How did STATE do?  HA HA AHA fooled by the South Florida Rattlesnakes aGain!!!!!  FLO-Rida killed dat ass APPLE BOTTOM JEANS AND BOOTS WIT DA FURRR!!!!  TAR PIRATE!!!!

2.  Last I checked my PIRATEs just hired LEGEND of legends JEff LEBO!!!!  AWWWW YAYAH we ddon't even care that all he did was loose at Auburn because HE IS A TAR PIRATE now!  TAR PIRATE TAR PIRATe!  YES!  JEFF LEBO BEATS OBAMA IN A LANDSLIDE IN 2010!!!!!!

4.  Roy Willams is aobut to get MAD PAID off the xBox royalties from this



















5. STATE players just sit arond and smoke WEED all day.  I'll bet they got that mad stinky weed from some of my bosz in GREENVILLE!  WORD!!

Just for JOE I added this for you to pondur!!!!!!  AHA HAHA - tAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIn!!! REAL MEN PIMPIN' ON LUDA - HOLLA, this is how TAR PIRATES ROLL - SUCK ON IT!!!!!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

YES!!!!  I just saw the TARheels beat the CANES tonight!!!  You know what that means - SWEEP of your HOCKEAY and BASKETBALL teams PACK!!! HA HAHAHAHA!!!!  YES!!!

How does it feel to loose to the TAR PIRATE over anad ovah agains?!!?!  LOL!!!  YES!  USA USA!!!  I don't care if the US lost to the Canadia in hockey the win over the CANES tonigth totally makes up for it!!!  I didn't even know WE had a hockey team!!!!  YES!!!

GO PIRATEHEELS GO TARPIRATES!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

YES!!!! WE SUCK LESS THAN THE WOLF PUPPIES!!!!! A HA HA HA!!!!

What sux more than UNC this year?? THE WOLFPUPS!!!! YES - SUCK IT JOE, JAMIE, AUSTIN, JORDAN, CRAIG and ASSHOLe WILL!!! I ordered up this SPESHUL for yall last night care of my BOY Jonny SWOFORD at the ACC!!! HAHAHHA - NO CALL BITCHES!!1!11!


And speaking of MY teams, I LOVE MY PIRATE roundball - YES!!!!  They are TOTALLY sandbagging to maek the FOOTBALL team look even better.  Did YOU SEE how WE lost to MARSHALL by 51 points!  YES!!!  AWESOME - pulling the wool over the WUFFIES eyes so that BOTH MY TEAMS will beat them in FOOTBALL this fall YES!!!  TAR PIRATE TAR PIRATE!!!!!

BUTCH DAVIES just sent me a smoke signal tellng me that the TAR PIRATE nation is joining forces with the Lumbees to open a casino.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?  YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WUFFIES ! HA HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

I also hope that any of you WOLFPUP ASSHOLES come to the Deen Dome this weekend so ROY can kick your punk asses OUT!  Did you see when that youth gropu from the Presbatereen church was up in MY house (Deen Dome) and ROY used his quilted arm sling to signal the 5-0 up in that BITCH!?!!?  OH SHIT - THROWN OUT TAR PIRATE STYLE!!!!  YES!!  WE WILL (I mean TAR HEELS this time) BEAT THAT ASS becasue we want YOU to be LAST in ACC!  WE have 8 McDonald AAs meaning that Larry Draw IIII will be dropping 2 all beef patties special sauce lettus and cheez all up on your sesame seed buns!!!   A HA HA !!!  Where are the PUPPIES McDonald's Americans now????

Also want to SHOUT OUT for my BOY Taylor Hasbro getting RETIRED the other night.  PAID!!  TAR PIRATES retire at age 23, Taylor is going to be getting welfare and social security just like all my homies in the TAR PIRATE nation.  THIS IS HOW WE DO BOYYYYYYYY!!!!

SUCK IT PACK!!!!

And now that you KNOW what is UP - a clip I PICKED that SHOW what TAR PIRATE is all about!!!! AHAH haha AHAHAHHA - TAR PIRATE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!